May 2013
1 post
14 tags
WHEN IM ON VACATION AND I KNOW MY SIBLING HAS...
April 2013
12 posts
12 tags
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I LOOK TIRED
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WHEN A FRIEND TELLS ME I'LL BE FINE FOR EXAMS
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WHEN I READ ALL THIS SASS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT...
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THE ONLY THING GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR ON A SATURDAY...
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WHEN I PURPOSELY RUIN AND THROW OUT DELICIOUS FOOD...
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WHEN I REALIZE I'VE EATEN ALL MY DELICIOUS STUDY...
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WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME OUR CLASS LECTURES ARE...
and then I find out they aren’t…
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WHEN IM WRITING AN ESSAY AND FINISH TWO POINTS...
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WHEN IM ALONE IN A QUIET SECTION OF THE LIB AND...
generally the cue for someone to walk in and sit down…
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WHEN EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME IM TOO DRUNK AT THE...
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WHEN IM TRYING TO STOP MY FRIEND FROM BUYING THE...
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WHEN A FRIEND TELLS ME I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE
March 2013
4 posts
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MY LUNGS THE MORNING AFTER A NIGHT OUT
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WHEN I STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR AND GO TO THE BARS
in about 10 seconds…
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WHEN I SHOW MY FRIENDS A NEW SONG
watching for their reaction…
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GETTING READY FOR COBRA
February 2013
20 posts
12 tags
WHEN IM WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS TO THE SUBWAY IN A...
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WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I'M ACTING THE WAY I AM...
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WHEN THS GUY IVE BEEN TALKING TO ASKS ME WHAT I...
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WHEN I SING "IN THE AIR TONIGHT" BY PHIL COLLINS...
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WHEN MY FRIEND TRIES TO TEMPT ME WITH SHITTY BUT...
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WHEN IT'S GOING DOWN
like down down…
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WHEN I GIVE ATTITUDE AT THE BAR AND THEY BITE BACK
wasn’t expecting that…
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WHEN I SNEAK UP BEHIND MY CRUSH AND COVER THEIR...
…and they guess I’m their crush. SURPRISE, DICK!
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WHAT I WISH MY LOVE LIFE WAS LIKE
and what it’s actually like…
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WHEN I'M GETTING THROUGH THE BOUNCERS AT THE BAR
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WHEN MY ROOMMATE WATCHES OUR TV SHOW WITHOUT ME
and accidentally tells me what happened…
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WHEN A GUY TRIES TO GRIND WITH ME AT THE BAR
..and I’m busy getting my freak on
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WHEN I FIND OUT THIS GUY I HAD SEX WITH IS...
…i’m like
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WHEN I BUY BAGELS FROM A BAKERY
…and they go stale and moldy within the week!
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WHEN I'M WALKING BY A GROUP OF HOTTIES
and suddenly I forgot how to walk…
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WHEN THE GUY I'M SEEING CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT...
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WHEN I SEE MY EX AT THE BAR
I’m like ABORT ABORT
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WHEN I'M PREEING AND MY FRIEND TELLS ME IT'S TIME...
I’m like JUST ONE MORE SIP!
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WHEN I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITH THE DOOR OPEN
…and I hear my roommate approaching
January 2013
2 posts
7 tags
WHEN I FB SEARCH THE GUY I GAVE MY NUMBER TO THE...
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WHEN MY NEW HOUSE HAS SUPPORT BEAMS IN THE...
and nobody is home…
December 2012
11 posts
6 tags
WHEN I WATCHED MAGIC MIKE FOR THE FIRST TIME...
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WHEN MY RELATIVES ATTEMPT TO BUY ME CLOTHES FOR...
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WHEN I ATTEMPT TO SHOP ON BOXING DAY
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WHEN I TRY ON ALL MY NEW CLOTHES FROM CHRISTMAS
maybe after a few spiked egg nogs…
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when I drink diet coke too fast
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When I walk around campus
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when you stumble upon that one thing that ruins a...
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when I found out I'd be stuck at school til the...
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When my friends gloat about being home for the...
And then when I leave…
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When I hit up Chils for a study break
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When I walk down UC hill in the middle of winter
it’s usually like…